Monday, March 1, 2010

MANler Strikes Again!

Bwahahaha!
So after his last prank I started thinking of what I could do to get him back. In August/September me and Amy had written all over one of our other friend's car and had plans to get some of the other boys' cars; one of them being Tyler's. Then me and Tyler started dating and those plans were just kind of pushed aside and forgotten about. As I was thinking of what to do, those previous plans came to mind and I thought how I could tweak them and make them better. And it worked.

I had saw online that someone had asked a boy to a dance by buying Depends and writing on their car, "I'm depending on you to go to (dance) with me," and then they taped Depends to their car. This was the plan. So I went to Wal-mart to buy the Depends and discovered they were like $12 a pack. Umm...heavens no. So then the uh...ahem...feminine items were right next them and and idea presented itself: use pads instead (although I guess the politically correct word would be feminine napkins or something like that).

So I decided to ask him to MORP (because March is usually that time) but then had to think up an acronym that could work for that. I wanted it to be a sort of date theme because we are trying to have a date night once a week (sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't). I came up with a couple: Manler Outings to Rejuvenate Passion (too dirty), Manler Outings that are Really Perfect (kind of lame), then I thought of the Adventure book I made him for Valentine's day and came up with Manler Outings to Record for Posterity (it was the best I could come up with).
I also came up with the idea of toilet papering his room. So...to combine the two here's what I did. I took the uh...napkins...and wrote the little nicknames he always calls me on the padded part. :) Then I wrote on his back windshield, "I will 'Always' be happy if you go to M.O.R.P. with me."
Then I stuck pads to the side of this car (on the windows...no worries).

Then I went to his house and proceeded to toiletpaper his side of the room. I also unwrapped Almond Joys to represent "dump cakes" (don't ask...its...complicated) and placed them in the toilet paper. Then I left a note that pretty much asked him to M.O.R.P. (a date) on Friday.

Then...I waited...for 2 hours for him to get off work.

At 6:08 p.m. I get a call: "What have you done?...You Dirty!" (exact quote) He proceeded to tell me how dirty I am (he was laughing the whole time too - to my relief). Then his co-worker walks by and asks if his "girl" did this to him. Then he saw the pads and asked if those were what he thought they were. Tyler said yes, and the co-worker told him he thought he should just leave them on (yes, yes, I agree) to which Tyler EMPHATICALLY said no! (I have no idea why!? ;) ) All this time I am laughing on the phone...crying actually because I'm laughing so hard. Then he drives home (still telling me I'm dirty every...oh...5 seconds). And then he sees his room. Hehehehe! Now...instead of being "dirty," I am now "in BIG trouble." (To be honest I'm a little nervous) He then read the note I left him that asked him out on a date and also explained that he needed to give me back the square that either said "yes" or "no." To which he told me I would get it back "Boy, would [I] get it back!" (again, a little scared) Oh! And remember the shredded paper he left all over my room? Ya...I replaced his pillow with that paper. :) I thought he might be missing it. ;)

The best part of the story however, is when we were walking to FHE. We passed his car and there was sticky residue on his windows. He commented that "it stuck really well." Then asked me what I used to stick it on there. I told him I didn't use anything. He looked VERY confused for a bit. Then I explained that pads come sticky. :) Oh young padawan...you have much to learn. ;)

He's protecting his own!

When it comes down to defending what is one's own, you betcha I'm gonna be protective. That young man did flirt with my Mandy once before, everyone in the Ward knew we were together already and there he was, right in front of my face...hitting on her, well that's not gonna fly! Well, now we're engaged and I was talking with a few people and as I turn around, what I saw was Shea touching her head. Wouldn't any guy who has already claimed a girl feel upset?! Guarantee they would! All I have to say is "BACK OFF! She's mine!" It's not Mandy I don't trust, it's those creepy sneaky guys out there trying to steal this most amazingly gorgeous, bright, talented, kind, honest, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, precious woman of my heart. May 20th can't come quickly enough so that we make this deal truly official. ;)

He's Fiesty!

In stake conference today we learned that when we are married we will learn new things about our spouse even several several years down the road. And although we are not married quite yet I still learned something new: he's fiesty. So here's the story...
We were at ward prayer and I was talking to some friends and Tyler was talking to some other friends. Well apparently one of my hairs was out of place and this boy in our ward (who has apparently flirted with me before...and NOT made Tyler happy) went up to fix it. Tyler turned around at that exact moment and saw...and got pretty jealous. One of my other friends started fixing it as Tyler slightly grabbed my waist from behind. Then he annouced that we were "leaving." As we left he kept talking about how this boy needed to keep his hands off and notice the ring on my finger and that I was taken etc. etc. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! He's pretty cute when he's jealous and fiesty! I like it! :)